海開き — synthpopangel: gaycar: tag yourselves i’m the...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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synthpopangel:
“ gaycar:
“ tag yourselves i’m the second one
”
i am the third
”

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