australians dont have sex
australians mate
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your

fUCK
australians dont have sex
australians mate
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your

fUCK
Out of nowhere, my older spawn deployed this amazing Yiddish-style curse response to being told to go clean their room:
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm at night.
I am so proud.
tumblr's "year in review" has done nothing but alert me that I operate in an unnoticed dark corner of this hellsite